~Shadow-Owl

WHAT ELEMENT ARE YOU? OwO
(Take it, bitches!)

Instructions: Just write down the letter next to your answer choices (or remember, if you have a good memory XP) and then tally up whichever letter you got the most and compare it with the results.

1. When I’m speaking to someone, I…

A. Enjoy having both intelligent and silly conversations, but I make it a point to argue my side if someone says something that disagrees with my beliefs.
B. Keep up a steady flow of conversation, and I discuss topics that we’re both interested in. (btw, before you pick this, make sure you really DO talk about things that you’re both interested in If the other person’s zoning out, they’re not interested.)
C. Am usually pretty quiet, and I don’t often care what the subject is. If I have something to add in, I’ll say it.
D. Listen carefully to what they have to say, and then give them advice (assuming they’re coming to me with a problem).
E. Like having conversations about worldly topics, and I like to hear other people’s point of views, even if I don’t agree with it.
F. Mostly listen and let them do the talking.
G. Complain about how terrible my life is, and why the entire world is against me. The other person quickly ends the conversation, and I just angst even more.
H. Completely make up words and phrases just to keep the conversation interesting. 8D
I. Fall asleep.

2. If someone leaves the fridge door open, I…

A. Slam it shut and yell at them for wasting electricity.
B. Think about closing it, but decide I don’t feel like it. They’re probably just getting a glass of milk or something, anyways…
C. Close it wordlessly if it looks like they’re not going to, while feeling a little frustrated with their laziness.
D. Close it for them. It’s not as though they’ve committed a sin or something.
E. Tell them to close it, and remind them that it’s wasting electricity.
F. Debate in my head whether they’d want me to close it for them or not.
G. Make a big deal about how they’re ALWAYS making me do EVERYTHING for them, and then go to my room to cry.
H. Go ahead and open the freezer and pantry doors, too. Why not go all the way?
I. Do absolutely nothing. I don’t care at all.

3. My choice of weapon in battle would be…

A. A really big gun. >D
B. A small and conventional handgun; something easy to use and carry.
C. To just gas the whole place. P: Make it simple and quick.
D. Nothing. I’d be busy healing my teammates.
E. A sword or bow-and-arrow. Old fashioned, but it gets the job done.
F. A shield. I’m more concerned about defending myself than attacking others.
G. A razor. To kill myself before someone else gets the chance.
H. MACHINE GUNS. EXPLOSIVES. FLAMETHROWERS. Anything that makes a spectacle of itself. >8D
I. Nothing. I’d get killed instantly because I wouldn’t be doing anything.

4. Say you’re playing an RPG, and you’re facing down the final boss. You’ve got him on the ground, with your sword to his throat. What’s the last thing you do before the game’s epic ending credits?

A. Laugh at him. I deserve it after all he’s put me through.
B. Pause and go get a snack. Epicness can wait.
C. Feel a slightly dorky rush of triumph as I destroy this mass of pixels on a screen.
D. Feel a little bad about killing him, and wax poetically about how hard his childhood must have been. (Are you really cut out for video games?)
E. Kill him. Dead. Isn’t that the whole point of the game, after all?
F. I hesitate a little, wondering if there was anything I missed finding in the previous dungeons. I also take a moment to admire the graphics one last time.
G. I don’t have the game because THE ENTIRE WORLD HATES ME!!!
H. Cackle madly and start throwing marshmallows at his face on the screen.
I. I do nothing. I haven’t even gotten to this boss yet. I don’t even know what gaming is. (BLASTPHEMY!!)

5. If a stranger tells you that they hate you, what is your reaction?

A. “Well that’s fine, JACKA**, cause I hate you too!”
B. “You’ve got issues, man.”
C. I don’t say anything, because I don’t really give a crap.
D. I ask why and persuade them to talk out their feelings with me.
E. I walk right past them without even throwing them a glance.
F. I might start to blush or even cry. In any case, I’ll feel mortified and wonder what I did wrong and how I can remedy it.
G. I start flat-out crying and scream at them, “Well FINE! EVERYONE ELSE DOES TOO!!”
H. I stare at them and tell them, “I love you,” with a straight face.
I. I stare at them blankly. Maybe start drooling. In any case, they end up backing away quietly.

6. You are thrown a surprise party! What do you do when everyone jumps out and yells “SURPRISE!”?

A. I’m a little shocked at first, but I end up getting really excited, and I’m glad so many people showed up.
B. I don’t even break a sweat. I just enjoy the party with my friends~
C. I get scared at first, but I ease into the atmosphere eventually. I’ll joke around with my friends about how stupid I felt about getting freaked out.
D. I’m totally delighted, and I hug everyone in my happiness.
E. I’m relieved. I thought maybe they had all forgotten about my birthday…
F. I scream in surprise, but then get embarrassed when I realize that it’s just a party. I end up enjoying myself.
G. I have a miserable time, because no matter what shallow celebrations my friends and family try to throw for me, my life will always be a black hole of pain and misery. In fact, I wish there was no such things as birthdays, because I wish I had never been born.
H. I totally start hitting everyone in sight, because I assume the secret service has finally discovered my plans to make a mashed potato bomb and has now infiltrated my house under the guise of a birthday party.
I. I do nothing. I may even fall asleep on the spot.

7. If you had a death note (or any other conventional way of killing someone with a name and face without getting caught), who would you use it on (assuming you HAVE to use it on someone)?

A. Anyone who looks at me funny! WAHAHAHAHA!! lol, just kidding. I’d use it on people who threatened my family and friends.
B. I’d kill all the haters, yo **shot**
C. If I had the guts to, I’d use it on the president. P: But I’d be afraid of getting caught.
D. I’d kill people who make the world a bad place! It feels wrong, but it’ll benefit mankind! …But I wouldn’t go mad with power like **cough** SOME people **cough**
E. Britney Spears. So people will stfu about her and her skankiness.
F. No one, even if someone is threatening to kill me. I would rather die than take the life of another. (Awfully noble of you~ :3)
G. Myself. ;___; (DO IT! Just kill yourself already!)
H. The entire cast of High School Musical. They’ve been queering up my TV for far too long. >D
I. A snail! Wait, snails don’t have names…

8. A fairy appears and will grant you whatever it is your heart most desires!

A. Oh yes! [insert name of expensive electronic device here] IS MINE! >: D
B. I’ll just take a billion dollars so that I can go buy a whole bunch of stuff. X3
C. I’d start out thinking of something with good intentions, but realizing how it could end up backfiring. (i.e. “I wish for no more cancer” and then suddenly the common cold becomes deadly) =.=;; Perhaps I should wish for something more simple…
D. I’d wish for world peace. ^_^
E. I’d wish for luck/success.
F. I’d wish for everything in the world to be beautiful, and that no one would have to suffer. (Perhaps you should consult the person in answer choice ‘C’ xD)
G. I’d wish for my own death. TT^TT (C’MON, FAIRY! GRANT THE EFFING WISH!!)
H. HELLZ YEAH! Llama made of hydrochloric acid!!
I. I’d wish for nothing. Because I can’t think of anything.

9. You’re on a 9-hour plane trip and your iPod loses power! D: You dumb person you; you forgot to charge it! What’s your reaction?

A. Curse at my own forgetfulness. ;____; How could I have been so stupid??
B. Whatever. I’ll just watch some in-flight movies.
C. Crap, now that chatterbox next to me is going to bother me for the entire flight! DX
D. I’d see if someone sitting near me is willing to share.
E. I’d just use my portable re-charger! (Is there such a thing?) I came prepared!
F. I would suffer silently throughout the entire trip. I don’t want to bother anyone by complaining. D:
G. D*MN YOU, CRUEL FATE!!!!!! **slices wrists**
H. That’s okay, I’ll just listen to my chocolate-covered possum instead! 8D (They let that through customs?? O__O)
I. I stare at the seat in front of me blankly. It makes no difference if the battery’s out. There weren’t any songs on it anyways.

10. If you were diagnosed with something, what would it be?

A. Borderline Personality Disorder
B. Nomophobia (Fear of being out of mobile phone contact)
C. Post-traumatic Stress Disorder
D. Nothing; I would be the one diagnosing people, cause I’m so good at this kind of thing. :3
E. Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
F. Avoidant Personality Disorder
G. Clinical Depression TT_TT (You’re just faking it!!) NO I’M NOT; I HATE MYSELF!! **sob**
H. SCHIZOPHRENIA, FTW >: D
I. Phronemophobia (Fear of thinking)


Now look at your results and see which answer choice you got the most!


RESULTS:

A. Fire- Pros: passionate, warm-hearted, and a good friend. Cons: too emotional, prone to mood swings, bad temperament. Breakdown: You’re a fun person to be around, and your friends appreciate you a lot. However, it doesn’t hurt to calm down once in a while. You’re not a time bomb, so there’s no need to act like one. ;D

B. Water- Pros: calm, popular, adaptable. Cons: too passive, lazy, a bit apathetic. Breakdown: You’re the kind of person that can get along with just about anyone, and you have a go-with-the-flow attitude that’s hard to hate~ But you can sometimes be too laid-back, and that can be a problem when you’re out in the real world (if you’re not already there).

C. Metal- Pros: thoughtful, magnetic personality, good listener. Cons: bad at expressing true feelings, introverted, cynical. Breakdown: Just like shiny metal objects, people are naturally drawn to you. xD Maybe it’s because you’re good at listening. You’re tough as nails on the inside, and that’s great, but it’s not a sin to share your feelings with others when you’re feeling overwhelmed.

D. Sun- Pros: empathetic, kind-hearted, optimist. Cons: bad at acknowledging faults in others, puts others first too often. Breakdown: You’re the kind of person that is sought out by people who are feeling down. Your empathy and optimism makes you a great friend, but it also means that you end up carrying the weight of others on your own back. Think about yourself a little more, and don’t let yourself be dragged down by taking on too much.

E. Earth- Pros: realistic, down-to-earth, hard worker. Cons: critical, sarcastic nature, perfectionist. Breakdown: You’re a person who knows your limits, and you are highly aware of others, as well. Your observant nature lets you see the world through clear eyes, but you’re also quite judgmental. Take it easy, and make sure you understand your own faults before you become sardonic towards others.

F. Moon- Pros: mysterious, complex, easily amused. Cons: shy, bad conversationalist, lack self-confidence. Breakdown: You’re an eloquent individual, and you see the world through unbiased eyes. You’re easy to amuse, and you have quite a pure heart. However, your shyness and lack of assurance in yourself is holding you back, and so people don’t always see the real you. Don’t be afraid to let people know your inner beauty!

G. “Darkness”- Pros: not afraid to express feelings. Cons: attention-seeking, pessimistic, self-absorbed. Breakdown: You really ought to get over yourself. It’s great that you’re not afraid to let people know about how you feel, but only if it’s how you REALLY feel. Don’t whine all the time just to get attention. The world is not a glass half-empty, and you need to come to terms with that. Perhaps if you had a better outlook on life, your ability to express yourself would make you a very likeable person. P:

H. Spontaneous combustion- Pros: silly, energetic, bizarre in a delightful way. Cons: completely insane, hyper, bizarre in a ‘I think they make medicine for that’ way. Breakdown: You’re a strange one, aren’t you? xD Assuming the answers you picked were things you’d actually do. (Which I doubt, unless you really are that crazy.) You’re probably the life of the party, but you need to take it easy once in a while. You don’t need to prove your randomness by doing things like running into an airport screaming “BOMB! BOMB!”

I. Plastic- Pros: uh… Cons: lifeless, robotic, flat out BORING. Breakdown: I’m pretty sure you can’t get this as a result unless you’re dead or in a coma. If somehow, you really did get this, and are conscious, you seriously need to make your life more colorful. Avoiding outright flamboyancy is one thing, but being more boring than watching grass grow in a desert is another. Spice up your life, or you very well could die of boredom! D:


I tag Man-Sister!
>D

My result was "Spontaneous Combustion"
"BOMB! BOMB!"
xD
I almost died.

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"Man-Sister cleans the room, You ride on rides, NYAAAA!"
A quote from Tyler because I got to go to Beach Bend and he didn't.

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